2017-Mar-21 7:39pm
ME: RT : TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to theseā€¦
2017-Mar-20 7:52pm
ME: Dear , Whopperating System: The Future of Computing. You're welcome.
2017-Mar-18 9:34pm
ME: RT : Donald Trump will always be one of the most embarrassing things the United States has ever done.
8:39pm
ME: as Alan Shapiro is transcendental.
8:32pm
ME: : "What's on this floppy disk?" Me: "Looks like the bottom of a Paloma." https://t.co/8Z0PGHOmAI
7:47pm
ME: "Purdue's mascot should be a cat." "Why?" "Because Purrrr-due." -
7:10pm
ME: Dory's Beluga friend: "well it's been fun hanging out with you. Now I've got to run off and eat hundreds of pounds of other fish like you."
7:01pm
ME: Finding Dory, a movie about binocular fish with prominent, simian, brow ridges. Wat.
4:42pm
ME: Tafiti was the goddess of diarrhea then?
4:32pm
ME: Is this movie just a big Steve Irwin tribute?
4:15pm
ME: Wow, Sebastian got big.
4:14pm
ME: Thought Moana might run into on top of this mountain island thing.
4:06pm
ME: "This is the 'Fixer Upper' of this movie." "This whole movie is Fixer Upper."
4:02pm
ME: Ladies and gentlemen--Our hero!--Just tried to kill a little girl. Rose is going to be so mad that he ditched The Heart.
3:58pm
ME: Oh this dude Maui is a demigod? I don't think he could hang with , so... Pass.
3:54pm
ME: I'm starting to think this movie doesn't respect the the Tolkein cannon at all.
3:48pm
ME: "This is very different from the Moesha I remember watching as a kid." "@BranNotOnTwitr, you never watched UPN."
3:43pm
ME: "There is no heart!" Bit heavy-handed, eh Disney?
3:38pm
ME: "Let it go was about gay rights, that's why it was better than this terrible music." "Was it? I thought it was about farting."
3:36pm
ME: "Oh good we finally moved all these stones to see the bo... Oh there's a front door behind the waterfall. Welp."
3:34pm
ME: Oh shit, 's gonna be so mad about how much sand 's going to get in the hotel room now. //cc:
3:21pm
ME: Wait is this set in Hawaii or New Zealand? That might explain the accents...
3:17pm
ME: Shit it's the chief & his entitled kid. Stop working in the fields & start dancing lest she Pocahotas off in a cucumber w/ a pig.
3:13pm
ME: Parenting 101: unsupervised on the beach. I'm sure that's how they roll in Hawaii.
3:11pm
ME: So, baby Moses then?
3:09pm
ME: Oh what the hell. I'll live tweet Moana. //cc:
6:17pm
ME: RT : 20 fan-favorite MST3K episodes will hit Netflix tomorrow https://t.co/8D46JPfFG3 https://t.co/RtkK0visW7
2017-Mar-13 10:04pm
ME: RT : Throwing 24 million people off their health care to give billionaires a tax break is heartless & irresponsible. We cannot