2018-May-19 10:22pm
ME: Doing "/" against the wrong directory doesn't seem like it would cause all that much trouble, if I'm honest.
4:21pm
ME: RT : Zork yn Virtual Realiyte. Ye put on the headsette and see the wordes appeare. Yn front of the handes of yower avatar: the k…
2018-May-18 12:02pm
ME: Had the same thought some months ago: https://t.co/1K5BQhrgYD But isn't this just a throw ba… https://t.co/liOq2NAV8Z
7:00pm
ME: I'm at Guaranteed Rate Field - for Texas Rangers at Chicago White Sox in Chicago, IL w/ https://t.co/fEUsPERMEq
2018-May-15 9:59pm
ME: RT : *deep breath* VANILLA IS ONE OF THE MOST COMPLEX FLAVORS KNOWN TO MAN AND IT'S ONLY OVERUSE THAT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE TH…
9:33pm
ME: Car - That's easy, it's where the thing goes. Bure - Pavel Bure, best hockey player in the 90s. Tor -… https://t.co/v96kdYmfJV
8:50pm
ME: Has anyone ever performed CPR on themselves? Because that would be crazy.
5:04pm
ME: Paging
8:52am
ME: Who the heck is swimming in a hot tub?
12:19am
ME: Needs more Sherpico ™
2018-May-08 6:16pm
ME: Also I'm pretty sure someone in the locker room just now made the velociraptor noise from the first Jurassic Park movie.
6:15pm
ME: I did no research on this so please don't @ me.
6:15pm
ME: Why hasn't someone invented a (dude's?) swimsuit that has vents in it so it doesn't blow up like a balloon in a hot tub?
10:01am
ME: You mean Hooba-Dank (the dispensary next door)?
2018-May-03 8:25pm
ME: Can we make another way of saying sexual preference: "eff-nicity"?